An emoji-style man wearing an orange bike helmet and AirPods, peeking over a MacBook on a light orange background. huphtur

I Have Never…

  • Done drugs
  • Drank coffee
  • Worn a scarf
  • Been camping
  • Watched Titanic
  • Smoked cigarettes
  • Listened to a Drake song (voluntarily)
  • Believed in a higher power (besides my watts)

…and most likely never will.